"The big  blam:  A lot of relief in a little  jar"

Been feeling like you’ve been through the ringer? The ucalyptus balm is here to pull you out of the fire and into relief. With the perfect combo of the fiery power of Dragon and the cool serenity of Cascadia, this balm gives you the ultimate icy-hot experience, tackling even the most stubborn aches and pains. Packed with 3000mg of cannabinoids in a 1:1:1 THC to CBD, CBG ratio, it penetrates deep into pain points, offering powerful numbing relief.

Pros:
Powerful 1:1:1 THC and CBD, CBG ratio for deep, numbing relief. Ideal for those with persistent or acute pain.

Cons:
Needs a little time to absorb, as it takes 30 minutes to let the cannabinoids kick in.

“High Desert Pure: Where cannabinoids and relief meet.”

“High Desert Pure Menthol Cannabis Lotion is like a magic potion in a bottle—no wizardry required, just sore muscles and cranky joints. With over 1,500 cannabinoids in the mix, this stuff doesn’t just help; it goes full-on Avengers against soreness and arthritis. Rub it in, and suddenly your muscles are singing ‘I Will Survive.’

Pros:
Over 1,500mg of cannabinoids: THC, CBG, CBD, and more—your very own healing squad in a bottle. Menthol cooling effect: Feels like a spa day for your sore muscles.

Cons:
Pricey: But hey, you’re getting the full cannabinoid crew for the job!

“Citrus Snow: Because sometimes, self-care is best served fizzy.”

This isn’t just a bath—it’s a tropical snow day for your senses. The Full Spectrum Citrus Snow Soak & Fizz packs 600 mg of cannabinoids into a fizzy, citrusy delight that will leave you floating on cloud nine.

With a perfectly balanced 1:1:1 blend of THC, CBD, and CBG, each jar can be split into four baths, or you can go all-in for the soak of a lifetime.

Pros:
The citrus-meets-snow scent is a mood booster and a chill pill in one. Triple-cannabinoid blend delivers top-tier relaxation.

Cons:
Too good to share, but you might feel obligated to. Makes your shower feel like a poor life choice.