🌿 17g of Premium Flower

Phase 1: CBG – The Mike Tyson Hug

It all starts with 250mg of CBG: Great for pain, sneaky on the lungs. Johnny took a big ol’ rip, smiled confidently… and then coughed like he just discovered air was spicy.We’re talking full-body, soul-exiting coughs. He may have briefly seen a past life.

⚠️ Take it slow. This CBG doesn’t creep—it ambushes.

Phase 2: Rosin Rapture – A Terpene Tango

Once the lung storm settled, the live rosin and rosin budder came in smooth and slick. It’s terpy. It’s refined. It’s like being kissed by a fruit-scented ghost in cashmere.

The perfect transition between chaos and bliss.

Phase 3: Hash Heaven – The Couch Has You Now

Just when Johnny thought he was safe, cured hash and bubble hash crept in like warm molasses.
The body high hit hard. Limbs went useless. Responsibilities faded.

The couch whispered, “We’re one now.”

🌿 All this beauty is packed into 17 grams of Modified Grapes 🍇 and OMG flower 😮‍💨.