🫐  Grön Blue Razzleberry Mega Pearl 

(aka: “The Berry That Brought Balance to the Dank Force”)
🎯 100mg THC + 100mg CBG | 10 tasty doses | 1 magical sugar ball
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)

🍇 FLAVOR & TEXTURE

🫐 Imagine a berry jam session in your mouth.

💃 Sugary outer layer with the swagger of a Sour Patch Kid

😋 Chewy, juicy, and just tart enough to make your lips say, “Oh, hello there!”

🧪 CANNABINOID PROFILE

🔁 It’s a 1:1 ratio of CBG (aka: “Cannabinoid That Pays Rent on Time”) and THC (aka: “Let’s Color Outside the Lines”).

💊 10 bites, each packed with 10mg of both.

🌿 Full-spectrum extract using rosin = all-natural, all vibes, no weird science.

🚀EFFECTS

🧠 Mentally alert

🖌️ Creatively inspired

💃 Motivated enough to clean your room, but chill enough to forget halfway through

✨ Ideal for daytime adventures, deep convos, or reorganizing your sock drawer by color and vibe.

🌱 QUALITY VIBES

🍓 Real fruit powder (it’s giving “farmers’ market on a Sunday”)

🙅‍♂️ No gluten, no soy, no drama

🔬 Solventless = no harsh chemicals, just plant-powered joy

💡 PRO TIP

⚠️ Do not eat the whole thing unless your plans include intense staring contests with your ceiling.

🧊 Start with a little (5mg CBG + 5mg THC) — you can always eat more, but you can’t uneat a Mega Pearl, my friend.